tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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whimsical-jinx:

veeteeshirt:

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

omg

whimsical-jinx:

veeteeshirt:

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

omg

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bronzedpearlsx:

There has NEVER been anything more true than this.

bradleycoopr thedrawbridgethatismypants
why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so fucking important to me

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mochiibun cloudfawn
slangwang dirkfromstatefarm

jaded-sage:

skindeeptales:

1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist.

  • Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever.
  • Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example.
  • Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied.
  • Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink.
  • Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists.

2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo.

  • Eat a full meal beforehand.
  • Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked.
  • Don’t drink alcohol beforehand.
  • Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower.

3. Bring a good reference photo.

  • Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry.

4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you.

  • It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious.
  • Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home.

5. Trust your artist. 

  • The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.”

6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins.

via Inked Magazine

Inked Magazine

  • If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly.

7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt.

  • Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client.
  • Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt.

8. Stay still!

  • We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines.

9. Tip your artist.

  • Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop.
  • Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine.
  • If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra.

10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop.

  • Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo.
  • Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks.
  • Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks.
  • Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals.
  • Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade.

via Inked Magazine

 

For future reference!

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arconos:

milkattack:

when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas

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milkattack torea-dumbass
nepurin:

hamstuck solluxmay or may not actually be psychicwould probably give you his last five dollars and loudly complain about what an asshole you are the entire timedave is his owner

nepurin:

hamstuck sollux
may or may not actually be psychic
would probably give you his last five dollars and loudly complain about what an asshole you are the entire time
dave is his owner

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peacelovecajun:

warmbug:

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i am laughing so hard at this

peacelovecajun:

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

i am laughing so hard at this

warmbug torea-dumbass
madhealingbaker:

guru—guru:

stormhornets:

adhoption:

scorpiofruit:

lesfemmesreve:

duuuuude

man how yall gonna contour a nail

INFINITY GAUNTLET

so that’s why you liked this post..

RUPEE NAILS.

madhealingbaker:

guru—guru:

stormhornets:

adhoption:

scorpiofruit:

lesfemmesreve:

duuuuude

man how yall gonna contour a nail

INFINITY GAUNTLET

so that’s why you liked this post..

RUPEE NAILS.

lookathernails grubtier

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samebitch:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

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methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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The 12 Daves of Christmas
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